We Make Biz Easier Less Stress, More Fun!
Stop losing money
& wasting your time!
& wasting your time!
Our done-for-you website & marketing solutions
give you all the benefits, while we do all the work.
Men have started using
Viagara for sunburns.
Viagara for sunburns.
It does a great job keeping the sheets off their legs.
We'll find new ways to promote your business too.
Everyone should've known
communism would fail.
communism would fail.
There were a lot of red flags.
Our consulting will spot yours early.
Ever wondered who
atheists donate money to?
atheists donate money to?
Non-prophet organizations of course.
We work with them too.
A limo driver was in
business for 25 years.
business for 25 years.
At the end, he had nothing to chauffeur it.
We'll stretch your money further.
A brothel went out
of business yesterday.
of business yesterday.
They put up a sign saying 'We're closed. Beat it.'
We'll help you stay open -- longer.
Working with us is like starting
a boat business in an attic.
a boat business in an attic.
Your sails will go through the roof.
Sea what we did there?
A bank is a place that
will lend you money.
will lend you money.
You just have to prove you don't need it.
We'll make you more, without the hassle.
We like our Fridays
so black that,
so black that,
they could get PhD's in hide-n-seek.
Trampling is optional.
We'll shoot
your products.
your products.
Might even blow them up. It happens in a flash.
Oh yeah, we also do photography.
Will glass coffins
be a success?
be a success?
Remains to be seen.
Clearly, you'll be successful with us.
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- plans
- web site
- advertising
- seo
- consulting
- hosting
- domain name
- logo
- business cards
- maintenance
- tech support
Am I locked in? Any early termination fees?
No. You'll stay with us because you want to, not because you have to.
No. You'll stay with us because you want to, not because you have to.
Can I talk to you before I choose?
Yes! Use the chat box below or visit our contact page.
Yes! Use the chat box below or visit our contact page.
What kind of web site can I get?
Any kind you want. Bigger sites just take longer to create.
Any kind you want. Bigger sites just take longer to create.
I already have a web site. How can I use this?
We can make your site even better. Redesign? Sure. Upgrade? Absolutely.
We can make your site even better. Redesign? Sure. Upgrade? Absolutely.
What kind of advertising will I get?
As a Google Partner, we strategically use them to get you steady customers.
As a Google Partner, we strategically use them to get you steady customers.
Can I increase my ad budget or get ads on other web sites?
Yes. We'll work with you to make it happen.
Yes. We'll work with you to make it happen.
What does 'SEO' stand for?
Search Engine Optimization. That's a mouthful though, so SEO for short.
Search Engine Optimization. That's a mouthful though, so SEO for short.
Why is SEO useful?
It's the best way to get your web site highly visible in Google, Yahoo, and Bing.
It's the best way to get your web site highly visible in Google, Yahoo, and Bing.
What is consulting?
You get a second brain. We help you turn your ideas into superstars.
You get a second brain. We help you turn your ideas into superstars.
Why do I need consulting?
When you fail to plan, you plan to fail. We'll help you plan properly.
When you fail to plan, you plan to fail. We'll help you plan properly.
What is hosting?
It's your electronic office space. Hosting is what allows people to use your web site.
It's your electronic office space. Hosting is what allows people to use your web site.
What if I'm already hosted somewhere else?
We can move your site for you. You'll have one less bill to pay.
We can move your site for you. You'll have one less bill to pay.
Can I use my GMail/Yahoo/Hotmail/etc. account?
A custom email address with your domain name is infinitely more professional.
A custom email address with your domain name is infinitely more professional.
How many email addresses can I get?
As many as you want, and they'll all be professional.
As many as you want, and they'll all be professional.
I already own a domain name. Can I still use it?
Yes. NEXT!
Yes. NEXT!
What if someone owns the domain name I want?
If they're open to selling it, we'll negotiate the best price for you.
If they're open to selling it, we'll negotiate the best price for you.
I already have a logo. How can I use this?
We can polish your old logo, or design you a brand new high-end one.
We can polish your old logo, or design you a brand new high-end one.
How many times can I change my mind?
As many times as you want. We'll keep going until it's perfect.
As many times as you want. We'll keep going until it's perfect.
I already have business cards. How can I use this?
We'll redesign them for you. You'll thank us later.
We'll redesign them for you. You'll thank us later.
How many times can I change my mind?
As many times as you want. We'll keep going until it's perfect.
As many times as you want. We'll keep going until it's perfect.
What's the turn around time?
Usually one business day. A ton of changes may take longer.
Usually one business day. A ton of changes may take longer.
What does a faster plan get me?
Speed. We'll update more of your content, in less time.
Speed. We'll update more of your content, in less time.
What happens when something breaks?
You tell us. We'll fix it.
You tell us. We'll fix it.
What if I don't understand something?
Ask us. We'll explain it.
Ask us. We'll explain it.
We open again in 5 days.
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You get all the benefits. We do all the work.
domain name - logo - business cards - maintenance - tech supportTap a service to learn more.
You get all the benefits. We do all the work.
